No-one is more of an advocate of branded video than the team here at ReelSEO but goodness, the amount of bad, and I mean terribly bad, corporate video content we have seen over the years would make your eyes water. How refreshing then, to see every cliche in the book collected together into one little handy guide on how to NOT do it. 'This Is a Generic Brand Video', created by stock footage company Dissolve using clips from their own library, runs through every hackneyed idea we've ever seen from scientists doing something very generic and probably unrelated to the subject matter to a sweeping shot of very attractive people talking to each other like it mattered. Video creators and marketers – take note.
The “This Is a Generic Brand Video,” video is based on “This Is a Generic Brand Video,” published on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:
We think first
Of vague words that are synonyms for progress
And pair them with footage of a high-speed train.
Is doing lots of stuff
That may or may not have anything to do with us.
See how this guy in a lab coat holds up a beaker?
That means we do research.
Here’s a picture of DNA.
There are a shitload of people in the world
Especially in India
See how we’re part of the global economy?
Look at these farmers in China.
But we also do business in the U.S.A.
Or want you to think we do.
Check out this wind energy thing in Indiana,
And this blue collar guy with dirt on his face.
Also, we care about the environment, loosely.
Here’s some powerful, rushing water
And people planting trees.
Our policies could be related to these panoramic views of Costa Rica.
In today’s high speed environment,
Stop motion footage of a city at night
With cars turning quickly
Makes you think about doing things efficiently
And time passing.
Lest you think we’re a faceless entity,
Look at all these attractive people.
Here’s some of them talking and laughing
And close-ups of hands passing canned goods to each other
In a setting that evokes community service.
Are all words we chose from a list.
Like this guy who’s looking up and pointing
At a skyscraper or a kite
While smiling and explaining something to his child.
Using a specific ratio
of Asian people to Black people to Women to White men
We want to make sure we represent your needs and interests
Or at least a version of your skin color
In our ads.
Did we put a baby in here?
What about an ethnic old man whose wrinkled smile represents
the happiness and wisdom of the poor?
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